Futuristic Pet Lover Pillows

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Self-walking dog

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"Too goth?"

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This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I find her remarkably attractive."

A blue dog wearing headphones

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

"This model comes with tinted windows."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

"You ever heard of microdosing?"

'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).