Futuristic Pet Lover Pillows

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"Too goth?"

Self-walking dog

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"I find her remarkably attractive."

A blue dog wearing headphones

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

"This model comes with tinted windows."

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"You ever heard of microdosing?"

'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).

Dog Magic Tricks