Futuristic Educator Gifts

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Home Schooling'

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Robot walking pet robot

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Space wants to kill you."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

Nuclear energy.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

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