Edu-futurist Gifts

Open University, Closed University.

Occu-Pie Mars

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'How could you flunk stone shop?'