Futuristic Decorator Pillows

Man watering electronic flower.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Futons/Futoffs

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Smiley

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I hired a decorator.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.