Futuristic Decorator Mugs

Man watering electronic flower.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Futons/Futoffs

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"He loves me!"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Smiley

A christmas tree for the cat

'I hired a decorator.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair