Future Utopian Gifts

Musk vs Bezos

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Clone Factory

AI Summit

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Existence 2.0

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

Future Desert Islands.

Are computers evolving into a new form of life?

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

Shangri-blah

"Oh yeah, if you're so clever, how come you can't use tools?"

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

'On Cloud Ten'

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

Payments without QR code

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."