Future Terraformer T-Shirts

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Newborn Cosmonaut

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

A Space Walk

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Global crisis

"Your next life will be so much better."

Graduation Day 2020

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

Blue Origin

"I suppose you don't get this problem with on-line or down-loaded books!"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"No, we're not there yet."

America in space...Fallen Star

Astronaut Dream

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."