Future Tanker T-Shirts

Celebrate their ambition with t-shirts that shout ‘Future Tanker’ in style. Perfect for everyday wear or special milestones on their creative journey towards becoming a tanker.

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'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.' mockup

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

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'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?' mockup

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

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'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!' mockup

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

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Future garbage truck driver.

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Education and Apprenticeships

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Eviction Notice for Earth...

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'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.' mockup

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

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'I need both hands for steering.' mockup

'I need both hands for steering.'

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Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.' mockup

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

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"I see a couch."

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Nest Egg

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STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?' mockup

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

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"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!" mockup

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

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Climate Change Contingency House

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"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?" mockup

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

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Baby's first text.

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'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.' mockup

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

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'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.' mockup

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

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"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown." mockup

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

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"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!" mockup

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

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'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.' mockup

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

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Roads for Graduates

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"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy." mockup

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

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'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!' mockup

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

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"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!" mockup

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

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Think tank.

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"You're safe, he's still not coming" mockup

"You're safe, he's still not coming"

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Toxic Waste, formerly: harmless waste. mockup

Toxic Waste, formerly: harmless waste.

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3D printer flaw,

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I love Tropical Fish

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'It seems to be full of data.'

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Future Tanker T-Shirts Collection

Future Tanker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for future tankers — witty, inspiring, and designed to brighten their mornings.

Future Tanker Pillows

Bring comfort and motivation together on pillows that celebrate future tankers — perfect for their dorm, room, or creative nook.

Future Tanker Prints

Decorate their workspace or bedroom with prints that motivate and entertain — specially designed for the aspiring tanker with a creative spirit.