Future Tanker Prints

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Future garbage truck driver.

Education and Apprenticeships

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I see a couch."

Nest Egg

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

The young Lisa Laflamme.

Climate Change Contingency House

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Baby's first text.

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'They start texting so young these days,'

Roads for Graduates

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'You have reached your destination.'

Think tank.

"You're safe, he's still not coming"

Toxic Waste, formerly: harmless waste.

3D printer flaw,

I love Tropical Fish

I am declaring my interest in starting an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for the presidency in 2052. Late to the party.