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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

DACA

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"No, not that button!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Shakespeare today

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'