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"He has the makings of a campion, Mrs. Simpson."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"She's always been a quick learner."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'