Future Tech T-Shirts

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"This is it? No video?"

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Existence 2.0

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Milkshake Shortage

Graduation day at drone school.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

We, Robots

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

'Wanna come out and play?'

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

"This model comes with tinted windows."

Santa's Grotto.