Tech Futurist T-Shirts

'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

"Technology progress is being held up because of ethical concerns. We're hoping to eradicate ethics in our lifetime."

2520 Jackson, MS

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Robot walking pet robot

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Artificial hearts.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."