Futuristic Tech Lover T-Shirts

"This model comes with tinted windows."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

The Painting Channel

The nurse of the future

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"I'm on the haywain."

Existence 2.0

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

Amish personal mobility scooter

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

Computer Add Ons.

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"

Lunar Powered Broomstick

The Internet of Things

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Later, Jennifer showed them how to use the faucet.

"Dorby Den, Tovarish! I'm a time traveller from 2055. Is there anyone here who speaks Russian?"