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"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Robotic Man

Minority Report

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

The nurse of the future

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

'Stealth broom.'

Existence 2.0

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'That's New.'

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

"How do you turn it off?"

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

We, Robots

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

OpenAI chaos

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

Cattle Drive Zoom

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

You can put an end to all your phobias by investing in the germ and radiation proof 'kiddysafe'.

"This model comes with tinted windows."

Year 2070: The Last of Generation Coronavirus

"Jenkins, did we get that new 3-D copier yet?"

Living in a glass house phobia.