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"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Robotic Man

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

'Stealth broom.'

The nurse of the future

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Existence 2.0

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'That's New.'

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

"How do you turn it off?"

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

The All-Terrain Skateboard

OpenAI chaos

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Cattle Drive Zoom

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

You can put an end to all your phobias by investing in the germ and radiation proof 'kiddysafe'.

"This model comes with tinted windows."

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

"So no text? Nothing?"

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

"Jenkins, did we get that new 3-D copier yet?"