Future Sports Tycoon T-Shirts

Sorry, Mom. I'm hoping to sell exclusive rights to the cable sports channel.

Robot Parts $5

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

The Personal ATM

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'