Future Policymaker Pillows

"I'm thinking of running for congress."

Caution Bullet Ahead

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Yearbook

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Minority Report

'The recession is over, again.'

Russia Money Laundering