Future Politicos Pillows

The Young and the Politically Active

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Obama Yes We Can.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Amigos de Mitt.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I promise. . ."

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

"He's my running mate."

"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"