Future Voter Pillows

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"Maybe I ought to listen. This is the year I start voting."

Obama Yes We Can.

"I promise. . ."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Kamala Harris's Moment

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Politician campaigning in primary school

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Because we're too young to vote. That's why nobody ever promises to raise grades.'

"I know I'm going to be a registered partisan, I'm just not sure which tribe."

"Good boy."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'If only every year was an election year.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

2016 election squabbles!

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!