First-time Voters Pillows

"Make up your mind - we close in an hour!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Honest Voting Stickers

Obama Yes We Can.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

Election Fatigue?

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

Elections

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Elections in Egypt.

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'