First-time Voters Pillows

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

"Make up your mind - we close in an hour!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Honest Voting Stickers

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Vote for Brown

Election Fatigue?

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Elections

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Elections in Egypt.

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."