First Time Voting Pillows

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

An informed voter is a good voter

"'Bulldog! Bulldog! Bow, wow, wow'—that's how you voted?"

'Though I used my vote to spite you, you'll be glad to know that I plan to use the next to annoy my peers.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Skiing

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Honest Voting Stickers

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Obama Yes We Can.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

Entering New York City - Check it out

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Election Fatigue?

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

Elections in Egypt.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

The Dali 'Bama.

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

Elections

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."