First-time Voter Experience Pillows

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Honest Voting Stickers

Obama Yes We Can.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Election Fatigue?

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Elections

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

Elections in Egypt.

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

US election 2020 ballot box Trump v Biden

"I promise. . ."

'How would Jesus register?'