Future Policymaker Mugs

"I'm thinking of running for congress."

Caution Bullet Ahead

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

Yearbook

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering