Future Politicians Mugs

'Why do they call it a party? No one looks like they are having any fun.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

I rule by fear.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Obama Yes We Can.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I promise. . ."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

"He's my running mate."

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'