Future Politicians Mugs

'Why do they call it a party? No one looks like they are having any fun.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

I rule by fear.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Obama Yes We Can.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"I promise. . ."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"He's my running mate."

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'