Presidential Primaries of the Future
Future Political Strategist Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that champions future political strategists. Featuring clever slogans and empowering designs, these mugs are perfect for coffee breaks during long campaign planning sessions.
The president's men
"What was I thinking?!"
The economy.
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'
Tariff Wars
The Greek Trampoline
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'
Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.
'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'
We Used to Build Things
'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'
"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"
The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever
Stephen Harper Soliliquizes
"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."
Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris
"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."
Euro Bait
Impotent Democracy
CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'
Ah Democracy - Just Like Home
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
The Election Strategy
Angela Merkel
The great Tea Bag Scam!
'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'
Future Political Strategist Mugs Collection
Future Political Strategist Pillows
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Future Political Strategist Prints
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Future Political Strategist T-Shirts
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