Future Oregonian T-Shirts

'I want to load it on a truck and move it to Oregon.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Yearbook

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Exercising

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Baby Scientist

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Plasma Ball

'I had no idea there would be a test.'