Future Oregonian T-Shirts

'I want to load it on a truck and move it to Oregon.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Yearbook

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Exercising

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Baby Scientist

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Plasma Ball

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."