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'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

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"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors Discussion

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

Parts Department

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

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Medical Examinations.

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.