Future Of Christmas Cheer Pillows

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Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Kringle: The Decca Years

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Dear Santa, Please bring us more jobs. -OBAMA P.S. I ate your cookie.

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

Girl Waiting for Santa Claus

"Grandpa, you have a red nose. I have to check your level of intoxication."

Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it

Rudolf the Red-Blooded Reindeer.