Christmas Cheer Analyst Pillows

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Reindeer

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Cat on guitar

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Christmas Star

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

Christmas Eva

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"I'm telling you, I don't like the looks of this one bit..."

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Dear Santa, Please bring us more jobs. -OBAMA P.S. I ate your cookie.

Girl Waiting for Santa Claus

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Harper talks about Christmas

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

Happy Christmas

'I've been really good this year, Santa. I only got two ASBOs.'