Future Justice Gifts

Trial by Media

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The transparent safe box of Panama

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Anti-war libra.

Stop and Birch

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."