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'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

The wedding.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

Potential Partners

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Groom's supporters v Bride's supporters

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

"One day, this will all be yours."

Five year time...

The reason for the real estate slump.