Future Inheritor T-Shirts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Baby, baby maker

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'I'm never having kids, I hear they take nine months to download.'

Headphone swing

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'