"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."
Future Child T-Shirts
Wear your excitement! Our t-shirts for future children feature playful designs that let you share your joy and anticipation with a fun and personal touch.
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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
Baby, baby maker
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
Good Luck with your finals.
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
In the club.
Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.
Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.
Biological Alarm Clock.
'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"
Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'
'I'm on the way!'
'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'
'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'
"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."
Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.
'I'm never having kids, I hear they take nine months to download.'
"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"
Future Child T-Shirts Collection
Future Child Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating your upcoming addition—funny and heartfelt designs perfect for expecting parents.
Future Child Pillows
Check out our pillows designed for future parents—bring humor and warmth into your nursery or home decor.
Future Child Prints
Browse our prints that capture the joy of expecting—a wonderful way to personalize your nursery or commemorate this special time.