Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.
Future Father T-Shirts
Dress the future father in humorous or proud designs on our t-shirts that shout 'Dad in Training' or 'Future Dad'—a fun way to showcase his exciting new role.
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"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."
"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."
"Which one's yours?"
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
Baby, baby maker
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
"It's a dependent!"
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life
Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.
Overprotective Father
"Six down, three to go!!"
Newborns on cell phones
Future Father T-Shirts Collection
Future Father Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed especially for future fathers—witty, touching, and perfect for everyday use.
Future Father Pillows
Browse our pillows for the future dad—comfy, humorous, and perfect for making his space more personal.
Future Father Prints
View our collection of prints for soon-to-be fathers—motivational, humorous, and designed to celebrate this special milestone.