Future-funky Stylist Gifts

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"You've got night fever."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

They will too notice.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Pants Uglifier!

'Not the funky chicken?'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"What the difference between these two old men?"

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

"Perfect."

Interactive Underwear

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Alien Computers.

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"And which solar system are you from?"

In, Out and Shake it All About.

Barnyard wigs.

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes