Future-funky Stylist Mugs

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"You've got night fever."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Wow - My kind of man.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Not the funky chicken?'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

"What the difference between these two old men?"

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Alien Computers.

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"Perfect."

Interactive Underwear

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

In, Out and Shake it All About.

"And which solar system are you from?"

The Future of Makeup.

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Barnyard wigs.