Future Financial Freedom Enthusiast Pillows

Retirement bliss: saving for your retirement.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Investing your savings

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

The Bullish World

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Franchising a program

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Man with a Plan

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Your in great shape...'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

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