Financial Freedom Enthusiast Pillows

"Morty just paid off his student loans."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Investing your savings

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Money Plant.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Tempest in a Teapot

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"