Financial Freedom Chaser Pillows

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Investing your savings

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Student Debt

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Breaking Through

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

A Balanced budget.

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"