Financial Freedom Pillows

Goodbye Bills!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Privates Beach"

Investing your savings

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Student Debt

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Breaking Through

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

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'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

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"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

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'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."