Financial Freedom Seekers Pillows

"Good news! - I've just finished paying back my student loan...."

"The best thing about untold wealth is that it can't be audited."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"What's your hobby?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Will work for ETFs

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Student Debt

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Breaking Through

A Balanced budget.

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'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."