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'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

No Soliciting

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Totalitarian Humour

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Budgetmageddon

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Anatomy.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Evolution of Man

Clones are people two!

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

The Past/The Future

Career Opportunities of the Future

Fridays For Future

"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"