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Anatomy.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Welcome to the future"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Totalitarian Humour

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor