Future Brewer Gifts

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Education and Apprenticeships

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.