Future Brewer T-Shirts

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'