Future Builders Gifts

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Building Blocks.

'Your future looks charming.'

Education and Apprenticeships

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Nest Egg

Clear construction agreements are important.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

'Library built out of books.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

I.M. sPEIder

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

'For sale'

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

Tall building falling like dominoes

Santa Claus's Tool Box