Future Auto Builder Gifts

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Education and Apprenticeships

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Bio Fuels.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Natural gas

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Nest Egg

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"You still working on your car?"

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

The future (hydrogen car).

'For sale'

Oil on Mars.

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

Character trucks #3 Cement mixer.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Man builds car out of trees on island.

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

"The uncomfortable ride is designed to distract you from the damage you're doing to the environment."

Biofuel

The Once Possible Future Vice President

I'm ticketing you for DIY.