Future Auto Builder T-Shirts

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Education and Apprenticeships

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Bio Fuels.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Natural gas

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Nest Egg

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

The future (hydrogen car).

'For sale'

Oil on Mars.

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

Character trucks #3 Cement mixer.

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Man builds car out of trees on island.

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

"The uncomfortable ride is designed to distract you from the damage you're doing to the environment."

Biofuel

"I went electric a long time ago."