Future World Builder Gifts

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"It's a mobile."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Saving for College.

Education and Apprenticeships

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Nest Egg

"Hello, Number 6!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

Moon sand castle.

Global crisis

Graduation Day 2020

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'For sale'

'By standing upright, we free our hands for...creating civilization.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

'He's a born politician.'