Future Big Brother Support Group Gifts

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Little doctor.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

To my future King.

A man playing with a baby

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

After George Orwell

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Surveillance.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

'Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?' (Guy talking about painting - girl looking up at CCTV).

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Looking Forward.

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

Agoraphobia Congress

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."